February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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well, alright: i think one of the worst things... →
wellalright:
i think one of the worst things about people is that you can’t just openly admit to wanting to know someone. like i guess you can, but unless you want to be “that guy” you can’t just be like, “i want to be your friend.” because it’s just so not the norm of luring someone to you with your…
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Midair helicopter collision kills 7 Marines -... →
my cousin (who is basically like my big brother) is in the marines. he’s in that squadron. he knew these guys.
he flies one of the helicopters that was involved in this accident and does those same flight exercises. hell, he’s even crashed before. thank god he wasn’t hurt. and thank god he wasn’t flying today. i don’t want to think about what could have happened.
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There's no TV character I want to be friends with...
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WatchMy 8 year old niece singing Someone Like You at full volume feat. my 5 year old nephew shouting along. Future Grammy winners, folks.
(Sorry for the shaky video. I was giggling.)
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steven: im thirsty and theres absolutely nothing to drink in the house so im eating rocky road ice cream.
me: i love you.
phone interview in 25 minutes
and i’m nervous as FUCK. even more nervous than for a real interview because at least then i can wear my heels and black pencil skirt and give a firm handshake which are all things i know i’m good at.
what’s even the point? she’s already seen the same information in my application, resume, and cover letter. ISN’T THAT ENOUGH? e_e
watching intervention to calm my...
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing. Autolatry - The...
“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler
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queenlaquifah replied to your photo: so i left my lecture and it started POURING. i had…
omg miss you batch!
miss you too!!
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“Write me a letter
with my back as your paper
and fingers as ink.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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my boyfriend, the slick bastard.
pretended that he was super sick and told me he had to stay home but then just showed up at my door at 11am like “PSYCHE! LET’S HANG OUT ALL DAY!” then we baked cookies and watched all of the breaking bad and king of the hill and i gave him this box of chocolates:
pretty great day.
too bad i was planning on doing my paper tonight (since i thought he wasn’t coming). i...
A 9 lb, 6 oz human being came out of my sister’s vag this morning. I know it’s the miracle of life and all, and I’m happy to have a new niece, but the human body is weird and disgusting.
“But I just did my laundry and my sheets were warm and smelled so nice so I just bundled up in them and fell asleep and dreamed the sweetest of dreams!” should be a valid excuse to turn a paper in late. Like a doctor’s note.
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oh god.
after that last post i google image searched “skin grafts” and just .. !!!!!!!! oh my god never do that it’s so horrifying. don’t. just don’t. DON’T.
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steven: even if you get third degree burns on your face and had to get skin grafts, i would smooch you every day.
me:
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hahaha just remembered when steven farted really...
i looked at him and he had this hilariously panicked look on his face and blurted out “BUT I LOVE YOU” and it was the greatest.
