May 2012
wellalright:
can’t think of a situation where i’d ever just casually compliment someone’s abs, but if i ever did i’d say, “man do you have a dictionary? because those things are defined.”
Hahahahhahahahahaha omg this made me laugh-snort.
Things I will do once finals are over:
Get a full night’s sleep (without nightmares)
Catch up on 30 Rock and Mad Men
Watch all the Netflix
Stop having a stomachache
Do all the internet
BREATHE
Seriously the hardest finals I’ve had. The exam I had today had 3 essay questions and 50 multiple choice. WHO DOES THAT? And for tomorrow I have to remember all the details of five different psychology studies and four pages of...
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Watch~should be studying for finalz but o welllllll~
i cracked up at the end cuz judy and i did the exact same thing. haha
“It takes more than just words to hurt me, unless they happen to be particularly...”
– Daria (via splendid-summer-morning)
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How Arguments Against Gay Marriage Mirror Those... →
“If you can’t say anything nice about anyone else, come sit next to me.”
– Gertrude Stein (via loveyourchaos)
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library liveblog
been in here for 5 hours. 4 people have come and gone from the desk in front of me in that time.
i’m dehydrated from drinking coffee.
but i revised two essays and have done 6 pages of my 10 page project that’s due tomorrow.
why do i write so slow?
i want to go get some food. but i don’t want to leave my stuff here to get stolen. but i don’t want to take all my stuff and...
April 2012
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Today sucked.
I went down to Oceanside for a family picnic at the beach. It was to see off my cousin, Jack, who’s getting deployed to Afghanistan tomorrow for eight months. My family is fucking ridiculous and someone brought a whole roasted pig. To the beach. There was a Hindu family at the next table staring at us, horrified. I don’t blame em. Who brings a whole pig to the fucking beach? (That shit...
wellalright:
i just have to get through tomorrow and then the rest of my life.
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Bowling with Steven
Game 1: I beat him by ONE point.
He wanted to go home but I insisted on another game to rub it in his face.
Game 2: He beat me by exactly one HUNDRED points.
Remember when I meant to text Steven “I love you!” but then accidentally sent it to some random dude in my statistics class instead? A guy I’m not even really friends with. Hahaha I am an idiot.
are you fucking KIDDING ME?
“no sorry santorum you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term”
– kindymaling (via drinkyourjuice)
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things my kuya did to scare my boyfriend the first...
made it clear that he can shoot missiles from his helicopter 8 miles away
told him he knows hand-to-hand combat
told him he’s had marksman training
“hey steve, this dessert is really good. wanna try it?” “oh, no thanks. i’m really full.” “let me rephrase. you’re gonna eat this. and you’re gonna like it.” “…….. okay....
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trying to calculate what my statistics grade would...
me: 73%? hey that's not so bad. i could stop trying right now and still totally pass the class. SUCK IT, MATH.
my brain: that can't be right. those two tests add up to 40% of the grade. so the maximum you could have right now is a 60.
me : wait. what. but .... what? no i can just...
my brain: *recalculating* 54%. now THAT'S more like it.
me: oh, that makes sense. fuck, i really am going to fail this class.
has anyone else ever noticed how strange saying the pledge of allegiance is? every day as a child you were forced to stand up, put your hand over your heart, and PLEDGE your ALLEGIANCE to the flag of an indivisible republic with liberty and justice for all. that’s some heavy shit. a second grader doesn’t know what the fuck “indivisible” means. but we did it every. single....
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